Cake, Speeches & Sparklers - Oh My!

Let’s Talk Cake! 🎂

Ah, the cake cutting—one of the last classic traditions still standing, and trust me, your grandma is LIVING for this moment. While some couples debate whether it’s skippable, your older guests? Oh, they’ll be front and center, iPads in the air, zoomed in to maximum capacity, capturing your every slice. 📸

But here’s the thing—it’s not just about the cake. It’s a sweet (literally) little moment where you and your partner get to pause, soak it all in, and share a fun, lighthearted tradition that’s been around for centuries. And let’s be real—this is prime time for some hilarious, unexpected moments.

  • Are you going for the classic, elegant slice and feed? Cute, romantic, timeless.

  • Or are you feeling cheeky and ready for a full-on cake smash? High risk, high reward. (Just make sure your partner is game before you go all-in with buttercream to the face!)

  • Maybe you’re ditching the traditional cake entirely and slicing into a donut tower, croquembouche, or a mountain of brownies? Genius. We love to see it.

No need to overthink it! One of you holds the knife, the other places a hand on top, you cut, you kiss, you smile—boom, cake science. 🥂

Whether it’s a quick slice or a full-blown frosting war, this is a moment for fun, laughter, and, of course, delicious dessert. So enjoy every bite!

Toasts: The Ultimate Comedy-Romance Special

Wedding speeches are like an Oscar-worthy blend of laughs, happy tears, and just the right amount of mildly embarrassing childhood stories. They’re some of the most memorable moments of the night—the ones that’ll have you wiping away tears one second and howling with laughter the next.

That said... let’s be honest. As much as we love heartfelt words and inside jokes, no one signed up for a never-ending monologue. A speech that’s too long (or too unfiltered) can take the energy from “this is amazing” to “please, someone, cut the mic.” So, let’s keep it fun, meaningful, and—most importantly—on track.

Pro Tips for Toasting Success:

  • Set a Time Limit – Keep speeches short and sweet. A great speech is like a shot of tequila—quick, strong, and memorable. No one needs a 20-minute deep dive into your entire life story.

  • Keep the Mic on Lockdown – An open mic at a wedding? Dangerous territory. One too many champagnes, and suddenly, your second cousin twice removed thinks it’s their moment to deliver a stand-up routine. 🚨 Have your MC keep things organized and under control.

  • Brief the Best Man – We love a good roast, but let’s not have grandma learning about your wildest college antics in graphic detail. Keep it funny, lighthearted, and grandparent-approved.

  • Get the Order Right – Traditionally, speeches go: Father of the Bride → Best Man → Maid of Honor → Couple. But guess what? Tradition is optional! Feel free to shake up the order or add in anyone else who has something meaningful (and concise!) to say.

  • Have Drinks, But Not Too Many – A little liquid courage? Sure. A full-on slurred ramble that no one understands? Maybe not. Pace yourself, people!

If done right, wedding speeches are pure gold.  They bring out the love, the laughs, and some of the most unforgettable moments of the night. Just keep an eye on the clock, make sure no one goes rogue, and enjoy every second of the ride! 🥂

Sparklers: The Sparkle to Your Night!

Sparklers at weddings? Chef’s kiss. 👌 They add an extra sprinkle of magic, a touch of drama, and make for INSANELY beautiful photos. Whether you’re picturing a fairytale exit, an epic first dance backdrop, or just a fun way to get your guests involved, sparklers bring the glow-up your wedding deserves.

But before you rush off to bulk order a pack of 100, here are a few pro tips to make sure your sparkler moment is as flawless as your love story. 💛

Sparkler Game Plan:

  • Check the Venue’s Sparkler Policy – Some venues are totally on board and will even help organize it for you. Others? Hard no. (Fire hazards + wedding dresses = understandable concern. 🚒) Always check before buying to avoid any last-minute disappointment.

  • Size Matters! – If you’re going for that jaw-dropping tunnel of light effect, grab the extra-long sparklers (think 70cm+). The longer the sparkler burns, the more time you have for stunning photos and that perfect dip-and-kiss moment.

  • Timing is Everything – Planning on a sparkler exit? Keep in mind that by the end of the night, half your guests might have already Irish-goodbyed, taken their heels off, or had a few too many champagnes to hold fire safely. Instead, consider doing sparklers during your first dance in an outdoor space. You’ll be fresh, your guests will be fully engaged, and the photos? Straight-up magical. ✨

  • Fake It Till You Make It – If you're not planning on staying until the very end (or just don’t want to risk a tipsy sparkler disaster at 1 AM), consider a mock sparkler exit. You’ll get all the dreamy photos, then head back inside to party on. Your guests will love it, and you won’t have to stress about logistics when you're deep into celebration mode.

  • Safety First, But Make It Fashion – Have a designated sparkler wrangler (hello, MC or wedding coordinator!) to hand them out, light them safely, and guide guests on what to do. Also, buckets of water or sand nearby = a smart move for a quick and safe cleanup.

Bottom Line?
Sparklers are pure magic and make for epic, once-in-a-lifetime photos. Just plan ahead, know your venue’s rules, and time it right so you get that perfect, glowy, romantic moment.